I tell you what, that is not going to look good on a resume.
And to your left, my right, you can see what use to be Louisiana. I can see the Spike Lee Documentary trailer already.
It flew across three states carrying six missiles. Apparently, it breached such a level that they had to notify Bush. Egad, I bet he was pissed. What else could possibly go wrong while he is in office? His curse is damn-near, dare I say it, of BIBLICAL proportions? Okay, so let's refresh our memories on what has happened thus far. Ready?
There was 9/11. (But, we don't fuck around when it comes to building Embassiess in the Emerald City.) There was that Space Shuttle that disintegrated over Texas. There was Hurricane Katrina.There was that slight oil spill in Alaska. I think there was an alleged flu pandemic somewhere in the mix.
Oh, but there have been good times too. Remember the time Dubya forgot to chew his pretzel before he swallowed? Oh, how I laughed and laughed at that one. He really is "the accidental president". But seriously, who fucking chokes on a pretzel? That's what you get for gagging me.
There was the time he fell off his bike in Scotland and again in Texas. Oh, he works hard to raise our spirits.
What next? Panty raids at Gitmo?
Okay, your turn. Post as many Bush Blunders that you can remember or place a wager on what could possibly go wrong next.
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How many blunders? I googled "Bush Blunders". There were PAGES of listed blunders. One said, "Bush blunder costing American lives". Is that a blunder? Sounds like a crime.
Most of his blunders are crimes.
So today I read that the decider wants to give Mexico Millions of Dollars to fight THEIR war on drugs because, well, you know, we've done so well with ours.
Just say no.
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